Darryl Dickless

Darryl deserves a mention. Just one. Darryl's great claim to fame is not his colossal intelligence (he did really, really well in mathematics and physics). It is this horrid little oik's perpetual dick anxiety. At nineteen he hasn't yet learned that there's no great chance his toy will either drop off or vanish; hence the need to reassure himself by giving the contents of his boxers a regular and frequent check - to confirm that everything is still present and correct.

Marvellous to see a young man so lacking inhibitions. However there's this nagging suspicion in the back of my mind that when he's learned how to use his toy he's going to be downright dangerous.