Something I forgot to mention

I've been accused of flirting with the area manager. He's fat, balding, middle aged and pompous. Perhaps all Area Managers are thus. I've seen no evidence to refute the notion. This accusation gives rise to an intriguing problem. Do my colleagues think so little of me, or are they that stupid? These are people who think I'm frightfully clever because I can turn on the computer with an unfeigned air of insouciance. Possibly they're too stupid to entertain the notion that I might have been having just a little fun at the Fat Area Joke's expense. Oh, and I've already got more than enough fat, balding, middle aged men in my life thank you. At least one too many.