Just add slake lime, then cook for a long as possible

Saturday 11 August 2007

Corporal Jones moment

It is really simple. Count. Take of shoes and socks if necessary. Invest in an abacus. Whatever.

Then the phone goes. "I have to do this, and I have to do that and I have to do the other. So could you come in early?"

No. Now Fuck Off and panic at someone else. This is my day off and I'm already giving you quite enough of it.

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