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Tuesday 25 September 2007

How to get laid by a good looking bloke

No that was a question not the title for an self-help guide; on the other hand a self-help guide on that subject would be useful. Any contributions? Full attribution and a cut of the royalties available.

Would it be easier if I dropped the bit about good looking? Personally I'd like to keep the 'bloke' bit - though I might become flexible on that point in the future; I've heard that happens to a significant proportion of middle aged women, but if I'm going to take on an OU course I think I'm entitled to stick with my first preference for a while longer.

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