- one disgruntled ex-fiancee is selling her 'saphine (sic) ring with very small diamond'. I can provide the telephone number if you're interested. She's not asking much.
- someone is offering a 'ladies bycle'. We suspect this might be an undercover lady's bicycle.
- there's a car with a 'disel' engine. This is a rare opporunity to purchase one of these vehicles; they don't come on the market very often
- an optomistic soul is offering for sale a 'bran (sic) new DVD player'.
- another card promotes a "Nissan Almera (R-Reg) Good Runner. Some small rust - must be seen"
- alternatively you could be interested in the "Bureau Book Case Dark Oak Very Good Condishion (sic)". Classic 1950s furniture.
- a gardener is offering a range of services including "pruning, planting, painting!!, rubish removal, lawn care and hedge trimming".
- some one is offering a double devan (whatever that might be)
- two calm and not drinking boys are looking for one double room or two single rooms (obviously keeping open all options)
- a large comfey armchair is being offered
Well that's enough notice board noticables for today. I have ignored all the errant apostrophes, though interestingly the card on the noticeboard that was the work of our greengrocer contained no errors involving that particularly problematic punctuation mark.
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