Just add slake lime, then cook for a long as possible

Tuesday, 20 November 2007

That's gratitude for you

A mother is tonight spending her first night in prison after being sent down for failing to get her adolescent daughter to attend school regularly.

The girl had offered a wide variety of typically lame and generally hackneyed excuses (of the 'dog ate my PE kit' type) but one stood out: I don't like Mondays. She didn't like Monday's and all she didn't go to school. So her mother's in jail.

Some people don't know when they're well off.

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