Barry the Bandicoot

This is another Numb-Nuts from head office. He's that way because he's spent his three or so decades with us crawling too close to the ground.

Any hoo, he's off. Well, he's probably been off for years, but his term of employment has been defined, and comes to an end in shortly under four weeks. He'd though he was indispensable and demanded a pay rise to compensate for the additional travel costs he'd incur in travelling to his new office which isn't in XVille but in YVille.

The business has called his bluff. He's out of here.

This news isn't as good as that of Ricky Retardo's departure. He's staying, unfortunately. But it isn't too bad either.