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Sunday 15 July 2007

Idiot Customer Anecdote #1

And you may read that as you wish.

Customer approaches customer services window with query.

[Background: customer services desk window comprises bullet proof glass and communication is via a two way microphone/speaker system.]

Customer asks question, customer services cover (me) provides answer that is accurate, complete and consise.

Customer indicates she hasn't understood.

Customer services cover repeats answer.

Customer mutters "Oh, I suppose I should put my hearing aid in, wait a minute."

Yes dear, that would be a good idea.

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