Just add slake lime, then cook for a long as possible

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Nanny knows what?

If you go down to the pool today, your sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the pool today, you'd better bring your own inflatable life preservers

The requirement to train staff in proper inflation/deflation technique and puncture monitoring, together with the danger of germ transfer has resulted in a number of British leisure centres deeming the cost and risk of providing rings and armbands too great.

Much better to have the little dears drown.

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