Victory Shall Be Ours

In the Great Endeavour to remain faithful to Gordon's first Best Girl: Prudence, we've all got our part to pay play. That means doing you're bit to dob in a dipper. Every £80 fine incurred is a step however small on the flight ascending to fiscal rectitude or some such other clap trap.

The tom toms have been beaten. The flags have been been waved. The smoke has blown. We had security on the premises this morning and We Nicked One.

That's one down, several tens of thousands to go. But Confucius, he say "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step", so we're not down hearted about this.