Just add slake lime, then cook for a long as possible

Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Further thoughts on my Education Ukase

The empress spoke this morning in haste and has now repented.

Having been at work and been rendered bad tempered by the experience I have returned, reviewed and suffered the following reaction:

You are a stupid cow. It is much simpler than that. Chain the little fuckers to the desk at age five on the understanding that you'll release them at the age of sixteen or when they can recite their multiplication tables 1-12 fluently, which ever comes sooner. Ok. That's the new education policy. Simple, innit?

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