How are we feeling today? Not too good? Well never mind. Doctor will see you soon.
Now, in the meantime how 'bout I have a quick gander and decide for myself whether you should live or die?
No?
Why ever not?
You can trust me. I'm a nurse.
Frankly the only nurse I'd be prepared to trust to pronounce on my health is one who has requalified as a doctor. And she's a specialist oncologist in research centre these days.
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- Henrietta
- East Anglia, England, United Kingdom
- This month only my hair is pink. My teeth are very good, and I only bite when asked.
Greetings
Welcome to my blog - drivel, wittering, unreasoned argumentativeness and complaining; not always and entirely in the best possible taste.
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- adventures in fringe journalism (10)
- am I not clever (5)
- animal husbandry (7)
- anti-social behaviour (5)
- bits and pieces of my life in a bottle (10)
- bits and pieces of my life out of a bottle (3)
- blogger's craptacular excuse for a spell checker (4)
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- booze update (2)
- British worker is a contradiction in terms (4)
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- customers should be taken out and shot (9)
- does your doctor know about this? (2)
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- fatuous and gratuitous abuse (2)
- financial management (2)
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- genetics (1)
- government by the ungovernable (34)
- government of the ungovernable (7)
- greenie fringe fluff and nonesense (11)
- history (2)
- how good am I at DIY? (1)
- i guess its a bloke thing (1)
- I have no idea (1)
- I need retail thereapy (1)
- I work for cretins (10)
- I work with blithering idiots (12)
- I'm not paid enough (6)
- I'm REALLY pissed off (3)
- if I were in charge (1)
- industrial relations (3)
- information technology (1)
- ingratitude is infectious (2)
- inter-generational relationships (1)
- international relations (3)
- its a YODA thing (13)
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- land rights for gay whales (2)
- literary analysis (5)
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- MAHLism (7)
- mangled bard and confessions (2)
- medical science (1)
- meet the Keystone Cops (3)
- meteorology (1)
- movie criticism (4)
- my family through an alcohol-based haze (4)
- nasty mean spirited gossip (3)
- notice board noticables (2)
- novel situation (14)
- novelty smartarse linguistics (4)
- occupational health (2)
- on being rogered by a man in a polyester suit (6)
- oral hygiene is really important (1)
- parental responsibility (1)
- psycho-quackery (1)
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- random navel gazing and utter drivel (8)
- self-abuse with a bottle (2)
- self-flagellation and other forms of angst (6)
- self-improvement (2)
- sex (1)
- sex and the elderly (1)
- sexual chemistry in the work place (1)
- staff management (2)
- strategic marketing (1)
- Stuff they never warn you about in Country Life (1)
- supply chain management (1)
- Sydney (1)
- the green ink brigade (1)
- The magic word is NOW (1)
- the write stuff (1)
- theolgy (1)
- theology (8)
- they only shop lift to give me something to write about (2)
- they only shop lift to help me lose weight (1)
- this isn't Harvard-approved (5)
- training and development (2)
- travelogue (3)
- turning this place into a sink estate (4)
- uncreative asexual horticulture (1)
- venture capitalism (1)
- venture capitalism as found on a sink estate near you (5)
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