The Christmas Pudding Party is frantically attempting to recover from having brandy poured over it and the touch paper lit.
The perp is a 21 year old man named Andrew Quah who had secured Christmas Pudding Party endorsement for the west Sydney seat of Reid in the about-to-happen Federal Election.
Belatedly this young man has discovered that not only is he not singing from the same hymn sheet as his co-conspirators but he actually is working with a rather different hymnal. One comprising page after page of the sort of cheap and nasty stuff so readily available at a click of Blogger's craptacular Next Porn button perhaps.
He's not bothering to deny (evidence of his unsuitability for politics) that he might have done something stupid, ended up naked, photographed himself in that state and emailed the evidence to political opponents as a gesture of contempt. He probably didn't first photoshop a micro-penis into the photographs in place of his own dangly bits or post the 'edited' versions to a gay dating web site.
Still it is all good fun, and a Christmas Pudding without the flambe is like ... a political campaign without the sexual smearing and bribery.
The Christmas Pudding Party's Senator Steve Fielding (the Spring of Holly on top) has attempted to counsel the young man who has also admitted looking at porn and now 'disendorsed him' and expelled him. The young man has wished the Christmas Pudding Party well, which proves conclusively how deeply troubled he is.
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