Just add slake lime, then cook for a long as possible

Thursday, 23 August 2007

Well things might be looking up

Department X has been almost obliterated because of illness, injury and indolence. Billy the Kid is a slacker as everyone knows, so him not being at work is par for the course. Little Lee is off due to a car accident. Hardly surprising. He cannot be big enough to see over the dash board. Mike the Mouth is off sick because he's just back from holiday and he always gets sick on holiday.

Another floppy haired fool has given in his notice so the Deparment is only function because of the labour of a couple of Uni students we'll be losing in the next two or three weeks. After that they're screwed unless the slackers can be kicked into something like shape by the Big Swinging Dick in the meantime.

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