Kev is famous

Kev. got a ref. a few months back after deploying his Big Party Number at an international conference held in Australia apparently for the sole purpose of showcasing Little Johnny - Statesman. This (the Big Party Number) was positioned as a sterling piece of upstagery by a greasy little oik on the make which shows remarkable and hitherto rarely hinted at perspicacity on the subject of Matters Antipodean amongst British journalists.

With the federal election well and truly underway, the first wave of bribery tax pledgery out in the open, it is time for the Times to cast its piercing gaze over the prospective next Prime Minister of Australia. Well, sort of.

There's a small piece in today's paper: a picture of Kev and a sentence beneath it explaining that Kev is being shown in the act of eating his own ear wax.

Eugh. Still it could be worse. I'd always understood Fat Gordy to be a nail-biter but apparently those nails are in inadvertent consequence of snot eating.