Things that are annoying me, today, part one.

Pronunciation, what a drag.

Have you noticed how the pronunciation of the word 'book' has slipped in a really weird way? To achieve this mangling one must needs pull down the corners of one's mouth while simultaneously thrusting forward and keeping taunt one's'lips, thus emitting something sounding rather more like 'er' then 'oo'.

It is unattractive. Stop it.